she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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