READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he shaved USA in his pubs
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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