You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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