Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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