I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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