hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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