Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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