you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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