fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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