ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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