The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
