sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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