she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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