Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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