we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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