Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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