Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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