no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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