hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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