he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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