You can't motorboat a personality
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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