I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
why does every cop we meet know your name?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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