So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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