But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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