is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i think i just lost a toe
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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