party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just tell him i said nine months
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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