So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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