You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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