my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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