my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I skipped work to stalk him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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