But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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