I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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