Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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