What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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