After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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