Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I wish I could punch you in the face.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
