She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
