I faked an abortion last night.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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