problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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