week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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