I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
do herpes really smell.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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