I'm going to jail i love you
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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