you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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