I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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