Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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