We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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