i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
