Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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