No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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