is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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