so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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