He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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