Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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