I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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