idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
