i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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