Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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