Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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