What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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